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Category Archives: Felines

Adorable Non-Union Cat

03-Jan-08

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This video caused the very definition of laughing out loud.

Regarding Cat Surgery

22-Jan-07

Friday was kind of an interesting day. When I came home from lunch, I noticed that Appollonia hadn’t eaten any of her breakfast, and she normally has a very healthy appetite. She was also hiding somewhere, which was doubly strange because my cats have a habit of meeting me at the door whenever I [...]

Found Kitten

09-Dec-06

In other news, a kitten came to my door last night while I was watching TV. She is wearing a collar, so she definitely belongs to someone out there. I’m sincerely hoping I can track down the owner sometime soon, because I sure can’t keep the cute little bugger. Two cats is enough for me [...]

Worthless Beast, Part Two

12-Nov-06

Yesterday I took Apollonia for her annual check-up visit to the vet.
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She weighs 17.7. pounds. She has gained an entire pound since the last time she went to the vet. Needless to say, she gets to go on a diet. At least she didn’t pee or shit in her box, thank you very much.

Worthless Beast

28-Oct-06

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I took Jackson to the vet today - he was waaaaaaaay overdue. Part of the reason I put it off for so long is because the vet is damnably expensive, and if your pet seems pretty healthy… it’s kind hard to pony up the cash for the whole thing. I had a recent conversation with [...]

kitty porn!

11-Dec-04

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“In a rare moment of peacefulness, Jackson and Apollonia share the same chair!”
(P.S. Yeah, this is why I keep the little buggers. They trick you with their cuteness.)

If I Could Neuter Him Again, I Would

10-Dec-04

Boy, nothing like being awakened at 6:30 in the morning by 10 pounds of cat making a kamikaze leap directly onto your crotch and bladder (full, I might add). He knows what he’s doing, too. He’s an evil monster. Whenever he sees me about to destroy him in my rage, he skitters off somewhere out [...]

i have made my first test film

07-Jun-03

i have made my first test film with my camcorder and imovie. (probably requires quicktime 6.3)
i quickly discovered that imovie is more annoying that i remembered it being. also, all of the video captured was waaaay too dark, partly because i live in a very murky, dark place.
also, my hard drive is much too full [...]

my kitty no longer has any testicles

23-Feb-03

my kitty no longer has any testicles. right now he’s taking his angst out on the delicate private parts of a stuffed monkey, who probably deserves it. actually, jackson has been pretty frisky and happy for a cat missing his manhood. so far it hasn’t affected his personality at all, which is cool. although the [...]